Math Humor

Written by Samantha Ellingsworth


Have you ever wanted to impress your friends with a brainy joke, but didn’t know any? Well, you’re in luck! Here at Sqooasha we have a special article for you today full of funny yet brainy math jokes for you to share with your friends and family. Enjoy!

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A farmer counted 196 cows in his field. But when he rounded them up, he had 200.

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Q: What do you get if you divide the circumference of a jack-o-lantern by its diameter?

A: Pumpkin pi.

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Q: How do mathematicians scold their children?

A: “If I’ve told you n times, I’ve told you n+1 times…”

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Q: Did you hear the joke about the statistician?

A: Probably.

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When professors define a kiss.

Mathematician: Two divided by nothing.

Physicist: The contraction of the mouth due to the expansion of the heart.

Accountant: It’s a credit because it’s profitable when returned.

Economist: A thing for which the demand is higher than the supply.

Dentist: It’s infectious and antiseptic.


If you enjoyed those jokes than feel free to visit Reader’s Digest for more math-related jokes, puns, and fun!

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